Quotation Collection

“What do I know about man’s destiny? I could tell you more about radishes.”
-Samuel Beckett

“An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex.” -Aldous Huxley

“What is an elegant woman? An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and who has no hair under her arms.” – Salvador Dali

It is impossible to be a mathematician without being a poet in soul.
—Sofia Kovalevskaya

“Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!” — Robot Devil

“Oh no! I’ll never know the joys of an erection!” – Me

“Overkill is my favorite kind of kill.” – Dan

“I’m not behind the rock… I’m behind the tree!!!” Some Hmong dude as he was walking from the rock… to the tree.

I asked her to dance… she asked me to die. Would that I could, Lily, would that I could. – Snape

Friends are like potatoes: If you eat them, they die.

Le ver vert vers le verre.

“Did we just have a moment over glazed donuts?” – Me

Life covers me like a dark blanket. Just tuck me in… let me die. (Kahn)

The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it’s learning to love the person you found.


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