“What do I know about man’s destiny? I could tell you more about radishes.”
“An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex.” -Aldous Huxley
“What is an elegant woman? An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and who has no hair under her arms.” – Salvador Dali
It is impossible to be a mathematician without being a poet in soul.
“Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!” — Robot Devil
“Oh no! I’ll never know the joys of an erection!” – Me
“Overkill is my favorite kind of kill.” – Dan
“I’m not behind the rock… I’m behind the tree!!!” Some Hmong dude as he was walking from the rock… to the tree.
I asked her to dance… she asked me to die. Would that I could, Lily, would that I could. – Snape
Friends are like potatoes: If you eat them, they die.
Le ver vert vers le verre.
“Did we just have a moment over glazed donuts?” – Me
Life covers me like a dark blanket. Just tuck me in… let me die. (Kahn)
The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it’s learning to love the person you found.