I am thankful for my two new dads, who are friends from high school.

And, for once, I am thankful for the state of Wisconsin. They had an open liquor store. There was a dog inside. U pet dog. Pet pet pet.


Then I raced a state trooper back into Minnesota. I win only because he decided not to pull me over.

And I learned to carve a turkey. But there is no proof. A lot more screaming than I thought there’d be as Jade and I ripped off the legs and wings. I helped make gravy for the bacon wrapped turkey.

Then we threw a barrage of condoms onto the dining room floor. Because we are adults.

Went to Torrid to have a love affair with the clothes and I got a new comforter set for my mattress.

Now Dan and I are at Perkins. Eating.


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