Disregard 2

Sometimes I might as well be furniture because if furniture was sleeping naked on the bed with the bedroom door open then furniture’s boyfriend’s brother wouldn’t think it was weird that I was naked because I’m a fucking lamp sleeping on a fully sheeted human mattress. Dammit.

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